David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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