I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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