I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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