So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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