I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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