well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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