I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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