JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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