Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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