just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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