This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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