idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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