I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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