Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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