Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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