in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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