I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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