I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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