someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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