How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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