So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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