Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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