Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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