I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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