dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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