Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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