felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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