they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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