I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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