i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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