member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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