Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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