Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Girls should come with a carfax report
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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