we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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