STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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