found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sorry my hands just texted you
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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