I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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