Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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