we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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