and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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