now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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