hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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You can't just leave with hair like that
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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