I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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