Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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