is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I need to align my fucking chakras
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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