called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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