I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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