I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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