Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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