his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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